Plane Fun

Ever do any air travel?

Back in the 50's people could smoke on the plane. Now those days seem like a fantasy. With all the x-rays, metal detectors and strip searches. Also, you have to watch what you say. If I talk about my friend GUNser then I am arrested, the jet lands, and everyone is forced to deplane. That's what it's like living in a fascist police state.

I feel like I'm flying Air Hitler in Nazi Germany. Our Führer keeps coming up with more rules to keep us "safe". We ain't even allowed to carry scissors. Even kindergarten kids are allowed scissors, but they have to be the rounded kind without the sharp points, also no nail clippers.

If you had told people in the 50's how it would be they would say you were paranoid.