Pirates looking for plunder

Folks our current global financial hypercatastrophe is not some fluke. It was planned and executed by bank execs who are basically pirates looking for plunder. The black beards of high finance are robbing the people, so our reason to call 'em banksters is because basically they are gangsters that put on a suit and tie and went into the banking industry to steal the money.

Well, now the money is gone and we the people are asked to refill the vaults so they can steal some more money.