Future Price of Eggs

There is a saying "but what does that have to do with the price of eggs?" This saying points to a universal truth that we depend on food to live. An egg is a concentrated easy to digest source of protein. The future price of eggs tells us how well society functions in the days ahead.

In times to come food will become scarce and very expensive. An egg is a measure of how dire the times will become. We see a bleak forecast for the far tomorrow unless we find cheaper more plentiful sources of protein.

In 2150's using astral time travel I saw blue green algae grown on waste as a food source.

Will Osama be President?

Sorry, I mean, will Obama be president? Seems, the question has been answered. Oh what a strange world we live inl. Perhaps if his name had been Joe Roe, he would have had a chance, but saddled with a middle name of Hussein... It is almost too funny.

A Republican cannot win in 2008. The war will go from bad to much worse. Back in 2000 a name called John Titor said -
"Yes, I suppose it is a no brainer but pretty soon it will be a "no arrmer" and a "no legger".
- John Titor

Who could have predicted the roadside bombs, the so called Improvised Explosive Devices in Iraq? Except prehaps a time traveller? I wonder......

Iraq war

Back in 2001. I predicted that the US would invade Iraq. That we would lose the war. The we would pull out. Vietnam II was what I called it.

Well, how many still think the surge will succeed? The war will fail. Things will get worse and worse and worse, just like the Vietnam war.

WIKI HACKED!!!

LOOK!

Soy sauce (US) or soya sauce is a fermented sauce made from small university students, roasted grain, water and salt. The sauce, originating in China, is commonly used in East and Southeast Asian cuisine and appears in some Western cuisine dishes, especially as an ingredient in Worcestershire sauce.

Taken from
Soy Sauce WIKIPEDIA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soy_sauce

Skunk needs a ride home

Seems the smelly fellow hitch a ride in a container to Northern Canada. Anybody want to give the skunk a ride home?

I did not think so...You don't need a time machine to see what will happen! Mr. Odors is not well deodorized...

Crapple iPHONY

Crapple that computer company that is famous for its crappy products such as the turdy toy the iPOOP, will now release another turdy toy the iPHONY. The iPHONY is almost as bad as the iPOOP, but at least it does have one positive, it is invisible so we do not have to look at it.

Crapple Iphony is 100% vaporware. It is as real as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

Oil prices to go up

Get ready for a major rise in the cost of petroleum products. Using astral time travel I saw the price at the pump go up a lot this year. We will see disruptions in the oil supply and this will lead to shortages.

We should get energy efficient transportation. I think John Titor suggested getting a bicycle and a spare tire. Good advice, from the future is to get an electric scooter as long distances are hard on a bike.

Woman dies from drinkin water

Sad news today, a radio contestant for a nintendo game died as a result of water intoxication. Too much of a good thing can be bad. I could not believe it, but she drank herself to death on pure h2o.

The headline was "Woman drinks to death", or something. Sad tale.

Bird Flu rears its ugly head in Vietnam

It looks like the long forgotten bird flu is making a comeback in Asia killing over 150 people so far.

We certainly need to keep our eyes on Asia. It looks like the bird flu will soon mutate into a real bad disease that will kill massive amounts of people.

Future Architecture

What do houses look like in the future. The ones I saw had no doors or windows. People used a teleporter to beam themselves inside. Here is a prediction of future architecture.

We often wonder what lies ahead. I did see strange black glass buildings in 2054 that where about three stories high. It was all solid black glass without any light going in or out. Strange place, the future be.

Morrissey - In the future when all is well

You can download an MP3 of Morrissey - In the future when all is well for free from MP3.com which has lots of plus max music. Acutunally having seen the future a better title for the future is - In the future when all is hel. Juss call me "Dokta Doom".

The song is soo depressoo. It can just a lighter mood, eh?

Future Slang

People in the future use new words and phrases to express themselves. Some are familiar, some are not.

2007 slang
Yo hommie, wazzup dawg!
U down wid dat?

2047 slang
I throw ya three ouncers if U can find the part.
Ok, a topper, seven ouncers if U can dig it up.
Dog, this ain't no junkyard, it's a treasure trove!


Spare parts are hard to find after the war. An ouncer is a one ounce gold coin. You literally have to dig up parts. People sift thru huge rubbish heaps looking for them. In one jump to the future I saw myself putting together stuff from scrap.